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  • Male middle aged preying mantis insect at bar prefers virginity & sexual abstinence to head loss sex.
  • Older werewolf man sees full moon and transforms but stops when forgets what he was doing.
  • Old Spider Man’s web-shooter malfunctions missing bank robber.
  • Mayfly’s birthday card says “Life begins at 40 minutes.”
  • Guard with a mace knocked out sneezing patrons at Middle Age buffets.
  • The early days of daylight savings is pictured as a knight adding sand to an hourglass.
  • A galapagos turtle turns 150.
  • Popcorn kernels have hot flashes, and change into popcorn during menopause.
  • A man uses a comb over to conceal his receding gum line.
  • The chipmunks get addicted to helium after years of singing.
  • SpongeBob switches in round pants when he hits middle age.
  • A man wears a spaceman costume to a medieval fair just to mess with people.


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