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  • A mouse in a maze goes faster when he's rewarded with bacon instead of cheese.
  • Doctor loses bet over length of patient's intestine.
  • Nutmeg slaps man for getting trying to get a pinch.
  • Wife hopes man's UV ray app was free since he's getting a sunburn.
  • The Reznicks hire those in exacting professions to cut their twins' birthday cake into equal slices.
  • Spinal tap cell phones signal bars go all the way to six.
  • A woman pinches her son to grow an inch before his birthday, and it works because he bumps his head and gets a lump on top.
  • A cat tries to blow-dry a bird's nest out of a snowman.
  • A man's bike measures lots of factors, from speed to his odds of ever fathering a child.
  • Connected measuring spoons will all have to be washed if one is dirty.


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