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  • A mouse in a maze goes faster when he's rewarded with bacon instead of cheese.
  • Doctor loses bet over length of patient's intestine.
  • Nutmeg slaps man for getting trying to get a pinch.
  • Wife hopes man's UV ray app was free since he's getting a sunburn.
  • The Reznicks hire those in exacting professions to cut their twins' birthday cake into equal slices.
  • Fish at bottom of sea admit that female fish above them is out of their league.
  • Mother bird switches to inch worms to prevent kids fighting about who got the bigger worm.
  • Spinal tap cell phones signal bars go all the way to six.
  • Customer complains foot long hot dog is too small, vendor points to his small foot.
  • A woman pinches her son to grow an inch before his birthday, and it works because he bumps his head and gets a lump on top.
  • Thanksgiving Dinner Guide to being excused from the table is based on how full you are.
  • A cat tries to blow-dry a bird's nest out of a snowman.


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