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  • Female peacock thinks male with only three tail feathers displayed isn’t fully committed to their relationship.
  • Pencil reads self-help book on how to be on the lookout for a mate.
  • Baseball tells friend that she can find a better date than wiffle ball.
  • Squirrels flock to dad because of family's prank mating call ringtone.
  • Lenny forgets mating dance and fills in with the Macarena to impress disappointed mate.
  • Bird admits doing an entire mating dance before realizing chirping was smoke detector.
  • Bird husband wants to mate for life but with multiple females.
  • Male moose drives sports car to compensate for his small antlers.
  • A dating service matches people up based on their car seat and mirror adjustments.
  • A dog looks in the classifieds for his soul mate.
  • A caveman drags a cavewoman by her very long hair.


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