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  • Couples fight because Cupid decides to play video games instead of shoot arrows.
  • One half of a yin yang finds its other half on match.com.
  • A vampire goes on dating websites and refuses to date anyone with a thick skin.
  • A cat looks for a date on a dating site.
  • Grover's pet peeve is cold hands.
  • A man is surprised to find that his date is a duck, since he thought she was just making a duck face in her profile picture.
  • Tiger tells leopard that they can't date because their stripes and spots clash.
  • A woman switches dating sites when picnics are only common interest with ant.
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  • Nut mixer is a ripoff since the clientele is made up mostly of peanuts.
  • Leaf cutter ants carrying halves of a heart know they are a perfect match.
  • Dog doesn't think date's smell matches his online description.


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