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  • A woman runs into a police officer in a leash-only park and lies to him by saying her dog has a cordless leash.
  • Cupid, blue from cold, wants Valentine's Day in August.
  • Two snowmen can't tell the difference between eyes and teeth, because theirs are made of coal.
  • A grape cop pulls over a grape and asks him if he's been fermenting.
  • For cats, the pain given should be directly proportional to the pleasure received.
  • A dog gets carded at the liquor store and says he only has to be 3 to be 21 in dog years.
  • The police revoke a man's artistic license when he draws Wolverine with 5 claws instead of 3.
  • A family wanted to get a dog, but the cats filibustered the decision.
  • Old woman claims shoe house is exempt from taxes because it is clothing.
  • There's a 10 day waiting period for turkeys to buy deli slicers.
  • Lawyer brings in surprise witness who sneaks up behind judge with an airhorn.


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