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  • Fish is late to date in the same fishbowl because his GPS isn't working.
  • Woman ordering last minute Christmas presents online can choose overnight sleigh as shipping method.
  • Last turkeys in bar are disappointed by unattractive leftover mates.
  • Knight realizes that Humpty Dumpty poem doesn't say he was an egg.

  • Present can't decide which wrapping paper to wear.
  • A mouse goes to get cheese in a maze.
  • A dog instant messages his friends.
  • A cat gives another cat a fish from the tank for Christmas.
  • A werewolf is late to a party because his girlfriend is taking too long to change.
  • An owl sneaks home during the middle of the daytime.
  • New parents receive their son as an adult because the stork outsourced its job to a sloth.
  • The Easter Bunny forgets about Easter and claims he hid the eggs really well.

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