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  • One Zilla monster asks another eating a chocolate factory if it broke it’s New Year’s Resolution already.
  • Stocking filled with Christmas gifts says to another that it always puts on weight during the holidays too.
  • Salesman cat offers a fat cat a bigger size box but he doesn’t want one.
  • Fat witch regrets eating a whole gingerbread house.
  • Hermit crab emerges from Weight Watchers with small shell.
  • Hermit crab asks if shell makes her butt look big.
  • Man can keep to his diet when he has to cook food that fits on small grill.
  • Toucan Sam follows his own nose on Twitter.
  • Manga tries to develop third eye while meditating but there's no room on his face.
  • Charlie Brown only realizes he's put on weight when the zig zag on his shirt becomes a straight line.
  • Turkeys with large wattles are hipsters.

  • Muscled turkeys need to submit to random drug testing.

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