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  • Party's out of hand because one lamp's head has no lampshade.
  • A woman's cat rubs up against a magic lamp and wishes for fish, mice, and birds.
  • Lamppost can't tell if moths surrounding light or hearts.
  • A man buys a Wii at the same time that his wife buys a Tiffany lamp, guaranteeing disaster.
  • Throw rugs and throw pillows made it through product testing, but throw lamps did not.
  • A man mixes the dark laundry with the lights in the washing machine. (Wrong date in packet' 2005-03-05)
  • Spiders get a Larvae Lamp, because its full of baby fireflies.
  • Custom lamps are made by a woman and her cat.
  • A genie can only fill 2 wishes because the IRS takes the last one off the top.
  • A genie wants a back rub as well as a lamp rub to grant wishes.
  • Martha Stewart leaves her body parts to her friends to make home d'cor out of.
  • A cat wishes for a genie to make a snake eat his family's dog.


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