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  • Overpopulation of Earth is compared to man taking up too much seating space on subway.
  • Woman accepts skywriting proposal to marry Mel, not kneeling boyfriend.
  • Pregnant woman's baby's kicks are so strong they bring men to their knees.
  • Baseball sports scandal shows ballplayers genetically engineered for smaller strike zones.
  • Doctor tests patient's cat-like reflexes and ends up covered in cat scratches.
  • Flight attendants scrap elbows and knees off the beverage cart.
  • The FDA makes Cupid label his arrows with the side effects of love.
  • An extraterrestrial lifts with the hands on his back instead of the ones on his knees.
  • A stork has trouble proposing because his knees bend the wrong way.
  • Doctor offers patient business card for a knee surgeon, who happens to be the doctor's brother, before he tests the patient's reflexes with a mallet.
  • Man with injured right knee approaches two doors, door on left is left knee specialist, door on right is right knee specialist, nurse points him right.


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