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  • Man asks if the Independence Day fireworks were taking longer to load as computer loading wheels spin in the sky.
  • Lit firework uses online symptom checker to look up burning sensation on behind.
  • Firecracker dad has a lot of patience and a long fuse with kids.
  • Everyone is too busy watching fireworks on devices that they miss fireworks right in front of them.
  • Band can't play "Stars and Stripes Forever" because they eventually need to stop.
  • A dog's calendar shows weekly trash day as major holidays.
  • Whoever catches the traditional thrown spatula will be the next to convince his wife he needs a new grill.
  • Fourth of July fireworks trigger Wile E. Coyote's memories of dynamite explosions.
  • Guest tries using spatula to flip burgers, and is shocked to prevent guests from messing with food.
  • To get day off from school, a student time travels to try to change the signing of the Declaration of Independence to September.


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