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  • Jeweler gives Cupid money to shoot two lovers admiring jewelry.
  • King of Hearts shocked queen chooses diamonds over his heart.
  • Scuba divers question why treasure chest is empty while sea life wears gold jewelry.
  • The Hope Diamond starts carrying a sign that says "The End is Near."
  • Diamond wives talk about never settling for less than flawless diamonds.
  • Scientists bio-engineer a diamond dog to be everyone's best friend.
  • Godzilla jewelry is made of small women named Ruby, Amber, and Pearl.
  • A pearl wishes she'd listened when her mom told her to marry someone cultured.
  • A woman customizes her checks with pictures of her ex-husband's face when he found out how much money he had to give her in the divorce.
  • A cubic zirconia hits on girl gems at a bar.
  • A kid goes to a store for a free ear piercing, so the cashier plays a Yoko Ono CD.
  • A baby wants to get a mockingbird muzzle so her dad buys her a diamond ring.


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