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  • Daily calendar Neal hasn't ripped any days off himself since the new year.
  • A hypochondriac's daily desktop calendar find a new disease to worry about daily.
  • People wait until 5 in the morning on New Year's because they don't realize the clock is out of batteries.
  • A turkey thinks he survived the holidays, but is about to die.
  • A man thinks he's stronger because his Christmas tree feels lighter, but it's lighter because its needles fell off.
  • A cat breaks its new years resolution by eating a pet bird and may soon eat the pet fish too.
  • Man gives presentation about changing next year's cat calendar to reflect real life, such as January: Spunky coughs up furball, March: Clyde misses litterbox.


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