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  • Mosquito ordering airline tickets on computer website picks peoples’ names as flight stops.
  • Rudolph was sick so Santa called on Rashy the Red Butt Reindeer to guide his sleigh.
  • Tortoise dreams of being able to scratch his back.
  • Scratchy toilet paper with pulp is a marketing failure.
  • A bat eats Mosquito Bites while watching TV.
  • Cheez-Itch rash crackers parody Cheez-It cheddar crackers.
  • Wife says bed sheets need higher thread count while husband suggests less cat hair.
  • In comparison, a woman's mosquito bite is minimal to her husband's bitten and unidentifiable body.
  • Mosquitos disguise themselves as ladybugs to get better access to people's skin.
  • Adam realizes he's using poison ivy to cover his genitals.
  • Patient gets bendy arms from Dr. Seuss to scratch rash.
  • Pollen season arrives on a red-eye flight.


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