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  • Mosquito ordering airline tickets on computer website picks peoples’ names as flight stops.
  • Rudolph was sick so Santa called on Rashy the Red Butt Reindeer to guide his sleigh.
  • Tortoise dreams of being able to scratch his back.
  • Cheez-Itch rash crackers parody Cheez-It cheddar crackers.
  • Cat sleeps on towels and shed fur ends up on owners.
  • Wife says bed sheets need higher thread count while husband suggests less cat hair.
  • In comparison, a woman's mosquito bite is minimal to her husband's bitten and unidentifiable body.
  • Bedbug finds his lady bedbug home in bed with another male bed bug.
  • A man in the hospital wants a belly itcher instead of a pitcher, a parody of the famous baseball chant.
  • Mosquitos disguise themselves as ladybugs to get better access to people's skin.
  • Two cats completely miss the itch their scratching post has.
  • A mosquito watches a 'sitting duck', a fisherman, on the food channel.


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