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  • Man climbs tipping bookshelves to reach book titled The Man Who Was Crushed By Books.
  • Slice of bread in bag is horrified to see another outside has been badly burnt in a toaster.
  • Three blind mice agree farmer’s wife is a psychopath for cutting off and displaying their tails in her living room.
  • Stingray swimming at the beach stings a man named Ray.
  • Cat wonders how to hurt a hand that is petting it.
  • Starfish doctor tells patient they have a repetitive stress injury and will need physical therapy or to grow a new arm.
  • Cat owner gets full body injuries when she sneezes while cats nap on her.
  • Dog uses owner's Fitbit to prove that she's been doing on walks without him.
  • Leprechaun uses phrase from Scarface to announce he's holding a cleaver.
  • Snowmen and slugs are being attacked by salt shakers.

  • Leg-Ow parodies the building toy Legos for small pieces that are painful to step on.
  • Blowfish prefers long distance relationships for safety.



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