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  • Man burns roof of mouth on hot pizza and tiny repair man climbs ladder to fix it.
  • Snowmen campfire stories are the scariest.
  • People distractedly looking at their phones fall into holes kids dig on the beach.
  • Snowman breaks up with snowwoman because their May-December relationship would cause them to melt.
  • A cheeseburger is in heaven, while pastrami is in purgatory.

  • Kernel warned popcorn he'd pop in the heat without sunscreen.
  • During snowy winter, tree looks forward to warmth of dog peeing on it.
  • Snowman test to see if melting snowman has a fevor.

  • The three bears are the first to have inconsistent results from using microwave over.
  • Cat selfishly sleeps on head of feverish cat.
  • Watching people run from the water screaming as they remember phones in their pockets is good beach entertainment.
  • Wife can guess by husband's cloud tan lines that is was cloudy but not windy at beach.


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