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  • A dog climbs a mountain to receive wisdom and learns that disobedience is okay if no one sees it.
  • A guru on top of a mountain reads fortune cookies to people who find him.
  • Zen cats want to know what the sound of a hairless cat coughing up a hairball is.
  • A Buddhist monk's thoughts during his meditation drift to Homer Simpson.
  • Man climbs mountain to ask guru about the meaning of life and finds the grim reaper.
  • Guru cat only knows the meaning of life number two.
  • Guru asks fellow guru for help picking ring tone: a tree falling in the forest or one hand clapping.


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