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Farmer wants goats to eat his long grass.
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Bird prefers seek out locally grown see rather than get seed from the birdfeeder.
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Pinocchio is angry fake news sites are stealing his lying bit.
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Medusa needs to use a nose trimmer to trim the snakes from her nose.
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Johnny Appleseed's partner is his pooping dog Maggie Fertilizer.
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Muscled turkeys need to submit to random drug testing.
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Marketers raise razor prices only to find out men would rather have beards than pay more.
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Feral chia pets attack passersby.
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The Wizard of Oz and the Tinman develop a romantic relationship after the Wizard gives the Tinman a heart at the end of the movie.
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Pinocchio lies on his dating profile and his nose breaks his computer screen.
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A fish evolves, but discovers that land is really boring.
