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  • Ketchup at party isn’t comfortable around squeeze bottles as friendly mustard comes in for hug.
  • Drunk loaded dishwasher at bar New Year’s Eve slurs can fit another glass but bartender refuses.
  • Mom disciplines naughty son in troubled childhood of bad, bad Leroy Brown.
  • Scared glasses of water in movie theater watch horror film of cat about to knock over and spill a cup on the edge of a table.
  • Glass of water confesses sins to water purifier pitcher priest in church confessional.
  • Decorations disagree about who has the scariest spot on the tree, the star on top or a glass ball on the bottom being hit by a cat.
  • Shark will one day smash glass ceiling of glassbottom boat.
  • Beer mug becomes frosty when boyfriend calls her stout.

  • A witch's daughter tries to get her mom to bring her a glass of water so she doesn't have to go to bed.
  • Bifocals aren't enough for a fly -- he needs millifocals.
  • A wine glass takes another wine glass's girlfriend home by accident.
  • Characters from famous paintings go through the Tunnel of Louvre.

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