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  • A man wants to trade in his giant menorah for one that's better on oil.
  • Budgeting parents tell daughter they can pay for her to go to college or the gas to drive her there.
  • To reduce dependence on oil, airlines are using flying reindeer as a renewable energy source.
  • A skunk asks another skunk to spray the dog that's chasing them because his skunk spray is running is on empty.
  • Popeye and Bluto's therapist tells them they both have an unhealthy Oyl dependency.
  • A cat tries to blow-dry a bird's nest out of a snowman.
  • A mom complains that a kid is trashing her home, but outside everyone is polluting the earth.
  • An electric eel is a hybrid because he also has gas.
  • A dinosaur mystic predicts that a dinosaur will be devoured by a huge land rover, both soon and very far in the future.
  • Humans are to aliens what dinosaurs were to humans -- fuel.
  • A car's wife complains that his emissions are so stinky he should see a mechanic.
  • Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.


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