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  • Santa with box of diapers tells reindeer due to complaints they are implementing changes.
  • Stressed Santa thinks stupid snooze button rushing in sleigh as disappointed children see no gifts in stockings and under Christmas trees.
  • Elf says gesundheit to Santa after Christmas presents are sneezed out of sleigh.
  • Dogs flying on airplane are envious of first class travelers’ belly rub perks.
  • Dentist says man has no cavities but TSA airline security guard with different opinion says he begs to differ.
  • Mosquitos see five-star Yelp restaurant review website for man with bug bites on laptop computer.
  • Crow flying over squished snake roadkill invites other crow on a long lunch.
  • Fly families visit prehistoric museum exhibit of bugs trapped in the La Brea Soup Pit.
  • Mosquito ordering airline tickets on computer website picks peoples’ names as flight stops.
  • Independence Day firework ordering air flight tickets on laptop wonders why website only offers one way flights.
  • Mayfly’s birthday card says “Life begins at 40 minutes.”
  • Woman looks at snow globes filled with plagues of frogs, hail, lice, and locusts sent by God to Pharaoh’s Egypt on Jewish holiday of Passover.


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