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  • Daisy flower is happy with a fortune cookie slip saying that in love, no one will pick them.
  • Woman serves friend fresh picked veggie salad with croutons from a doughboy plant.
  • Grub uses GPS directions on his smartphone to find roots underground.
  • Potted flower in a psychiatrist’s office can’t understand why his wife doesn’t know what he needs when it is written on his tag.
  • Man gives wife a bouquet of coffee cups for Valentine’s Day.
  • The poetry of Father John Misty isn't a good fit for Hallmark.
  • In a deadly accident, Hermann Rorschach's body becomes a Rorschach test.
  • Mother flower with too many children agrees that the pollen count is high.
  • Flowers treat for hitting piñata would be manure fertilizer.
  • Gardening shovel and snow shovel battle in boxing ring to determine who will win the season for March.
  • After popping, balloon concedes that a bouquet of thorny roses was not a good idea.
  • Tulip asks why flower has put on rose-colored glasses.


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