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  • Woman mistakes cat scratches on headboard as tally marks for man's sexual partners.
  • Three of hearts asks five of hearts missing a heart if he's an organ donor.

  • Doctor regrets patient's five fingered prosthetic compared to four fingered cartoon hand.
  • Pi talks for too long at a party.
  • The police revoke a man's artistic license when he draws Wolverine with 5 claws instead of 3.
  • Godzilla eats five guys from Five Guys.
  • A boy doesn't have the five-second rule in his house because his dogs eat any food that falls on the floor.
  • 5-hour Enemy parodies 5-hour Energy drink.
  • After dropping Keebler elf, bear calls five second rule so he can still eat him.
  • Face stud razors leave space so that shaver can avoid face piercing.
  • Razors with multiple blades begin to reproduce naturally.

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