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  • Nail clipper is tired of clicking on thumbnails.
  • Handyman attends nail seminar and ends up with a manicure.
  • Edward Scissorhands, Wolverine, and Freddy Kruger all show up for manicures.
  • Pokes fun at how women get manicures while many men bite their nails.
  • Dentists and Manicurists both want to have a convention at the same auditorium.
  • A woman stabs through the Pillsbury Doughboy when she pokes him because her nails are too long.
  • All surgeons can afford to give the six million dollar man is a single extra-strength fingernail.
  • A cat tries to declaw its owner in revenge for being declawed itself.
  • A four-armed Hindu goddess arrives at a nail salon just before closing.
  • Prison inmate tells visitor to bake him a cake with a file in it, not for escaping, but for filing his ragged nails.
  • List includes skunk, clogged toilet, permed hair, nail polish, and permed skunk that won't unclog toilet until nails dry.
  • Pillsbury Doughboy negotiating contract, wants clause added about actors with long, pointy fingernails, has bandages on belly from being poked.


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