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  • Farmer wants goats to eat his long grass.
  • Rooster needs help waking up in the morning so he shamefully buys an alarm clock.
  • Muscled turkeys need to submit to random drug testing.

  • Turkey regrets his dotted line neck tattoo when farmer approaches with ax.

  • A turkey takes out a life insurance policy.
  • A turkey hires a stunt double so he won't be killed on Thanksgiving.
  • Socrates' hemlock is organic.
  • A woman cheats on her boyfriend with Mr. Potatohead.
  • Mootrogena hand lotion makes your cows look forward to being milked.
  • Mixed grill comes from farm animals with tooth jewelry.
  • Turkey's dinner invitation gets him a stuffed behind, not face.
  • Dorothy, Cowardly Lion, and Tin man eat Scarecrow because Wizard said to eat more whole wheat.

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