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  • Bird uses Alexa and increases electric bill.
  • Marketers raise razor prices only to find out men would rather have beards than pay more.

  • Watching people run from the water screaming as they remember phones in their pockets is good beach entertainment.
  • A snake's Christmas list would cost an arm and a leg.
  • Devil wears knock-off brands because he can't afford Prada.
  • Woman's insurance covers her intravenous double mocha saline-uccino.
  • Jeweler gives Cupid money to shoot two lovers admiring jewelry.
  • Santa admires expensive sacks in the window display of Sacks Fifth Avenue.
  • Son can't afford to visit mother who lives on Monopoly's Park Place.
  • Man hides suitcase in pants to avoid airline baggage fee.
  • Man in suit at store mirror shopping is told by saleswoman his suit accentuates his wallet.


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