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  • Linus from Charles Schultz Peanuts cartoon is disappointed by tiny not so Great Pumpkin.
  • Dog baseball coach tells pitcher that excited dog player at bat expects a walk.
  • Man head with glasses and mustache hairstyle isn’t what woman in salon had in mind when she asked hairdresser for a bob.
  • Finicky cat tricks owner on April Fool’s Day by refusing to eat food after acting excited.
  • A dog complains that trash bags are empty.
  • A man orders the combination plate at a restaurant, and it comes locked with a combination lock.
  • A man goes to a Francis Bacon exhibit thinking it was going to be actual bacon.
  • A man gets his gift warped instead of wrapped because he misreads a sign.
  • Cat magazine puts a dog on the cover.
  • A dog's girlfriend refuses to give him a treat just because he lay down.
  • Wife anticipates gift of car from husband based on shape of turtle sculpture.
  • Santa charges a re-stocking fee for filling up Christmas stocking.


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