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  • Index fingers on rubber gloves are horrified to learn what they'll be doing.
  • Mug crying over breakup should have known the travel mug would leave.

  • A dog complains that trash bags are empty.
  • A man orders the combination plate at a restaurant, and it comes locked with a combination lock.
  • A man goes to a Francis Bacon exhibit thinking it was going to be actual bacon.
  • A man gets his gift warped instead of wrapped because he misreads a sign.
  • Cat magazine puts a dog on the cover.
  • A dog's girlfriend refuses to give him a treat just because he lay down.
  • A sled dog is disappointed because he thought he'd be sledding, not pulling a sled.
  • Wife anticipates gift of car from husband based on shape of turtle sculpture.
  • Therapist tells snowflake it's unrealistic to date someone exactly like yourself.
  • Santa charges a re-stocking fee for filling up Christmas stocking.

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