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  • Turtle caught hugging other turtle tells angry wife excuse he’s becoming a home inspector.
  • Lazy people have lots of excuses for not working out at spin class.
  • Teenager tells dad he's not brushing his teeth because he is seasoning them.
  • Tried but nothing got clean parodies Tide laundry detergent.
  • Man lands in hospital after mistaking poison for fancy microbrew.
  • Smartphone excuses cheating to husband by claiming they were only taking selfies.
  • A woman runs into a police officer in a leash-only park and lies to him by saying her dog has a cordless leash.
  • A lazy hamster refuses to run in a wheel with his wife.


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