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  • Cat destroying couch tells owner not to listen to fake news.
  • Flower bartender tells daisy drinking light beers isn’t how photosynthesis works.
  • Overweight nutcracker eating doughnuts tells other nutcracker they count as nuts.
  • Turtle caught hugging other turtle tells angry wife excuse he’s becoming a home inspector.
  • Lazy people have lots of excuses for not working out at spin class.
  • Teenager tells dad he's not brushing his teeth because he is seasoning them.
  • Tried but nothing got clean parodies Tide laundry detergent.
  • Man lands in hospital after mistaking poison for fancy microbrew.
  • Smartphone excuses cheating to husband by claiming they were only taking selfies.


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