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  • Sea monkeys have downside of flinging poo at owners.
  • Man delays wedding proposal after dog swallows ring.
  • Dog believes he is a goose that lays golden eggs as owner always collects his poop.
  • A woman names her dog Haste because he's always making waste.
  • A bat parent watching TV complains that prime time is just guano jokes these days.
  • After forty days and forty nights, Noah's arc is full of animal poop.
  • Man at end of Big Bird balloon carries umbrella in case there's bird excrement.
  • A dad tells his baby he'll have a hard time filling his shoes, but his baby poops in them.

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