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  • Christmas tree on laptop is caught by wife looking at internet porn of naked tree with no leaves.
  • A man uses fake water to water his fake Christmas tree.
  • A Christmas tree pops its ornaments in the mirror like acne.
  • A Christmas tree tells horror stories about being cut down in front of a campfire.
  • A pine tree mistakenly drops its needles in the fall.
  • Deciduous trees comment on how they have never seen pine tree change his clothes.
  • Rebel evergreens cross tree line when no one is watching.
  • Christmas tree receives wreath with kidnapping ransom note.
  • Trees hold their breath and look small so they don't get cut down.
  • New Year starts covered in sap from taking down the Christmas Tree.
  • It's time to take the tree down after a sneeze knocks all the pines off.
  • A tree is born again every spring.


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