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  • Nude Descending Staircase becomes Dude Descending a Stairmaster.
  • Everything at the composite hockey stick company breaks and snaps.
  • While wood working, Parker uses the cat's tongue in lieu of sandpaper.
  • The Grim Reaper's new tool, the Swiss Army Scythe, has every tool possible.
  • Lumberjack saws worker's legs and then complains about woodchip in eye.
  • A man buys a headache detector to see if his wife is lying about wanting to have sex.
  • Fish wives think their husbands are online or on the net.
  • Santa gets trapped in his sleigh, but rescue workers get him out with the Claus of Life.
  • A salmon works out on the Upstream-O-Sizer.
  • Igloo contractors pop ice cubes out of trays to build igloos.
  • A doctor approaches a patient with a spiky tool to give him wounds to test Band-Aids on.
  • Golf clubs can't go places by car because none of them are drivers.


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