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  • Telecommuting worker is frustrated by slacker cats and dog coworker pets napping while he works.
  • Dogs flying on airplane are envious of first class travelers’ belly rub perks.
  • Angry dog sees owner put table scrap food waste in compost bucket, it’s bitterest rival.
  • Depressed cat feels like it’s missing out compared to cellphone’s social media status updates of cats napping.
  • Heart organs comment that perfect heart had to have had plastic surgery to be so well shaped.
  • Dracula's wife is jealous of tattoo of old girlfriend's name on his chest.

  • At high school reunion, fruits and vegetables are jealous Twinkie hasn't aged at all.
  • Older wrenches look at younger wrenches at a party and reminisce.
  • A candlestick argues with her boyfriend about whether a menorah is hotter than her.
  • A CRT TV says she's jealous of how flat and wide a widescreen TV is.

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