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  • Dieting snake with six tiny and one big bulge in stomach tells other snake it was good all week so today is my cheat day.
  • Sad man changes sharing size candy wrapper to shaming size after eating whole bag.
  • Santa’s smartphone fitness app says his Body Mass Index is bowl full of jelly.
  • Mom tells angry grandmother baby’s matching dress is perfect for chubby cheeks and chunky thighs.
  • Overweight nutcracker eating doughnuts tells other nutcracker they count as nuts.
  • Large potted house plant is discouraged it wont fit into smaller pots in closet again.
  • One Zilla monster asks another eating a chocolate factory if it broke it’s New Year’s Resolution already.
  • Stocking filled with Christmas gifts says to another that it always puts on weight during the holidays too.
  • Fat witch regrets eating a whole gingerbread house.
  • Man can keep to his diet when he has to cook food that fits on small grill.
  • Charlie Brown only realizes he's put on weight when the zig zag on his shirt becomes a straight line.
  • Doctor recommends anteater avoid ants with artificial growth hormones.


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