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  • An angel who makes rain complains that the angel who throws lightning has an easier job.
  • New parents receive their son as an adult because the stork outsourced its job to a sloth.
  • A sled dog is disappointed because he thought he'd be sledding, not pulling a sled.
  • Dog was tired of running to door, so he hired a greeter to do his job.
  • Wolverine's job as a puppeteer was short-lived because his hand blades cut through the puppet.
  • Kringle Energy Drink gives you energy to do all your work in one night like Santa.
  • Papa Bear hires Goldilocks to eat porridge so that he can order pizza.
  • Rapunzel gets fired from chef job when her long hairs appear in customers' soup.
  • A cactus works hard at the office while the other plants hang around the water cooler.
  • Mother Nature complains that one of her elves made a snowflake identical to one from the past.
  • A squid's employer randomly tests ink.


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