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  • Snowman plastic surgeon uses hammer to push carrot nose through back of head.
  • After liposcution, no money for tummy tuck plastic surgery.
  • Turkey had plastic surgery to get peacock tail feathers.
  • Ugly rocks complain that the founding fathers on Mount Rushmore got some work done.
  • A discount dermatologist does his surgery in the style of the Whack-A-Mole games.
  • An executioner who can't concentrate invents rhinoplasty.
  • The Pillsbury Doughboy has surgery, which makes bread pudding.
  • A cell phone pocket is made in your skin during surgery.
  • Eve wants God to give her liposuction after she heard he removes ribs without a copay.
  • The Big Bad Wolf gets liposuction and the three little pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, and a grandmother come out of his stomach.
  • An elephant gets one of his legs turned into a peg so he can pick his trunk.
  • Minnie Mouse's ears are so big that two normal mice think she has implants.


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