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  • Fly families visit prehistoric museum exhibit of bugs trapped in the La Brea Soup Pit.
  • Hen wife in couple’s therapy with rooster husband says just once she’d like to sleep late.
  • Groundhog hogs all the coffee in his extra-large cup.
  • Knights tested success of human cannonballs against castle walls.
  • Trick-or-treaters remark on how early Christmas decorations are going up on neighborhood houses.
  • A snowglobe comes home early and finds his wife and another snowglobe shaken up.
  • A skeleton cheats on her husband and he comes back and catches her with her body parts detached.
  • Dogs eat their burgers before their BBQ host can cook them.
  • The early bird arrives at a party obnoxiously early.
  • A pinata is full of ants.

  • The early bird understands the worm.
  • Santa comes home early to be suspicious of elf step stool at Mrs. Claus's bedside.

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