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  • A bat has to sleep right-side up because he broke his legs.
  • Charlie Brown makes a Kickstarter and Lucy makes a Kickstopper to stop him.
  • Hannibal Lecter enjoys his breakfast too much as a child.
  • A cat's pickup line is "mew."
  • A man's relationship is like puppy love in that his girlfriend jumps on whoever's closest.
  • Boy's artistic talent needs to be channeled towards outlet other than art classroom walls,
  • Dog likens owner's return home to being rescued from a deserted island.
  • Dogs in security line avoid body scanner because they are eager to be pat down.
  • Dog bring a leash to his wife, but she's not interested.
  • Employees quickly volunteer to cut boss-shaped cake.
  • A mechanic is excited to have a car part because he used to be an actor.
  • A pig signs up to work for a store that sells pickled pig's feet.


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