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  • Woman at bar thinks dull Star Wars Han Solo bragging about car’s fast food run is only so-so.
  • Camel’s date is not impressed when he says her hump is fat, not water.
  • Easter Bunny tells man at bar he hasn’t hidden eggs in years, he forgets where he left them.
  • Dull Manx cat bores cat date at bar mansplaining stumpy short tail breed origins.
  • Flute and clarinet gossip about saxophone in sunglasses at the bar’s rumored musical stamina holding a note.
  • Snakes can’t pay beer rounds bill at bar because they don’t have pockets so frustrated Saint Patrick drives them out of Ireland.
  • Disguised snake in fake glasses, nose and mustache hides identity from angry Saint Patrick ranting at bar.
  • Onlookers at St Patrick’s Day beer truck accident on highway weep over puddle of spilled beer.
  • Man kept awake by loud partying lawn outside window has second thoughts about planting Mardi Grass.
  • Cellphones at party laugh at phone with plugged in battery charger cord stuck to butt.
  • Sad bookmarks at bar complain their good relationships are always the shortest.
  • Woman in bar says man is in a reflective mood and he answers what makes you say that in backwards mirrored text.


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