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  • After unproductive day of brainstorming, coworkers head to bar to excessively drink to bladderstorm.
  • Three of hearts asks five of hearts missing a heart if he's an organ donor.
  • Young Clark Kent hits piñata treats straight into space.
  • At high school reunion, fruits and vegetables are jealous Twinkie hasn't aged at all.
  • Pillsbury Doughboy overhears woman say she likes men who wear bun hairstyles.
  • Stork is out of work because drones now deliver babies.
  • Reason #1 not to hire William Shatner to sign happy birthday is his slowness.
  • Snowman wonders why she got stuck talking to the most boring snowman at the party.
  • Drunk Han and Greedo argue over who took first shot.
  • James Bond has to remember to not say "shaken not stirred" when ordering champagne.
  • Yoda fails at New Year's resolution to speak using proper sentence structure.
  • Cars find past year disappointing because they thought they'd be flying now.

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