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  • The real reason flies bump into windows is that they are looking down at their phones.
  • Coach gives player who gets tackled number 8 so that his number can be read upside down.
  • A Christmas tree goes to therapy because it was disappointed that the gifts under it weren't for it.
  • A lumberjack cuts a tree down and it lands on his friend, but it's okay because it was a balsa wood tree.
  • A chiropractor's business is looking up because everyone is looking down at their phones.
  • Slinkys take a ski lift to the top of the stairs.
  • Lazy people at the gym use the elevatormaster instead of the stairmaster.
  • Zombies use a human's head as a pinata.

  • Well-adjusted willow has branches pointing upward rather than downward.
  • Artist's body outline street drawings make neighborhood seem dangerous.

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