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  • Blowfish prefers long distance relationships for safety.

  • Stars look down at the small Earth and feel significant.
  • Snorklers keep their distance to stay safe from the Noogie Fish.
  • A grayhound says she's rapid and her friends think she said she's rabid.
  • A dog gets laser nose surgery and smells better.
  • A man dislikes how far apart his date's eyes are -- one in her head, and one in Paris.
  • Cat with missing whiskers advises curious cat to stay away from shaving man.
  • Fish at bottom of sea admit that female fish above them is out of their league.
  • Pirates fighting goes slowly because their eye patches affect their depth perception.
  • Judge orders centipede to keep all of his 100 feet away from woman centipede.

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