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  • Snake swallows cell phone to make nearby diner stop talking.
  • Salmon add phrase "when upstream" to fortune cookies instead of "in bed."
  • Man in sports bar served baseball when he orders the catch of the day.
  • Babysitter tells child his parents are in a better place restaurant.
  • Man eating meat thinks flesh-eating bacteria are gross.
  • Cats appear to be humming while eating hummingbirds at restaurant.
  • Patron complained about a hair in his soup but waiter and cooks are all bald.
  • Pet cat and owner are struggling with the marketing failure of cat food in pill form.
  • If pigs had wings, people would eat them.
  • Piglet spills honey on himself and Pooh decides to make honey-roasted ham.
  • A restaurant serving ox tail soup wheels the tailless oxen out the back.
  • A wolf is jealous because he doesn't get a piggy who had roast beef.


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