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  • Selfish, greedy people download without paying sound like pirates.

  • Teeth admire the canines in the window as they walk past.

  • Sister asks Santa to get a bigger whatever her brother asked for.
  • A boy gets a guppy for Christmas instead of a puppy because he texted his Christmas list to Santa.
  • A zombie wants to eat liver and kidneys as well as brains.
  • The scarecrow tweets 'if only I had a brain' and then zombies retweet it.
  • A headsman has almost finished his bucket list.
  • A parrot buys his girlfriend the wrong kind of cracker.
  • Cinderella asks Prince Charming if he wants to go shopping to see how many other shoes fit her.
  • A cell wants his girlfriend to divide for his birthday.
  • A boy watching a back to school ad wishes he didn't have to go, but the fish watching wishes he was back with his school.
  • A woman's cat rubs up against a magic lamp and wishes for fish, mice, and birds.


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