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  • Selfish, greedy people download without paying sound like pirates.

  • Selfish, greedy people download without paying sound like pirates.
  • Teeth admire the canines in the window as they walk past.

  • Sister asks Santa to get a bigger whatever her brother asked for.
  • A boy gets a guppy for Christmas instead of a puppy because he texted his Christmas list to Santa.
  • A zombie wants to eat liver and kidneys as well as brains.
  • The scarecrow tweets 'if only I had a brain' and then zombies retweet it.
  • A headsman has almost finished his bucket list.
  • A parrot buys his girlfriend the wrong kind of cracker.
  • A fish goes for the "dangerous type": a fishing lure.
  • Cinderella asks Prince Charming if he wants to go shopping to see how many other shoes fit her.
  • A cell wants his girlfriend to divide for his birthday.


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