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  • Crumbs in beard leave evidence of who ate the pie.
  • Octopus denies tentacles are extensions.

  • A cat tells a campfire story about how his owner wouldn't refill his bowl.
  • Oscar the Grouch goes to therapy for being a hoarder.
  • A dog gets carded at the liquor store and says he only has to be 3 to be 21 in dog years.
  • A bouncer refuses to let Eeyore, Charlie Brown, and Droopy into Happy Hour.
  • A woman giving birth has to leave the hospital because they don't accept Saturday deliveries.
  • Cat claims he is performing autopsy on eaten fish he found dead on floor.
  • Man asks Grim Reaper if he can add minutes onto to his life through phone.
  • Man prefers eggnog made at micro-noggery and refuses mass market eggnog.
  • Secret agent tells unicorn that if anything goes wrong on the mission, they will deny he exists.
  • Scientist testifying in court denies cloning reality tv to lawyer and judge.

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