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  • Man asks if the Independence Day fireworks were taking longer to load as computer loading wheels spin in the sky.
  • Clock businessmen have a setback every fall.
  • There's a wait in a cat restaurant because all of them want to sit by the window.
  • A couple will have to wait for their butterfly shrimp because the chef has to catch the butterflies.
  • A fish evolves legs, but a shark bites them off.
  • Doctor loses bet over length of patient's intestine.
  • Man delays wedding proposal after dog swallows ring.
  • Workers stay late to finish playing "Something" on the newly released Beatles Rock Band game.
  • Couple releases construction inspector ants to slow down carpenter ants.
  • Because of budget cuts, all customers have to walk to their destination.
  • Traffic signs warn bumper to bumper traffic to expect delays due to distracting highway messages.
  • A teenager programs a Back To School chip in the TV that blocks all of the Back To School advertisements.


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