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  • Man asks if the Independence Day fireworks were taking longer to load as computer loading wheels spin in the sky.
  • A werewolf is late to a party because his girlfriend is taking too long to change.
  • A pear takes so long to get ready that her banana boyfriend gets ripe waiting.
  • Latte cup is late for board meeting.
  • Workers stay late to finish playing "Something" on the newly released Beatles Rock Band game.
  • A teenager programs a Back To School chip in the TV that blocks all of the Back To School advertisements.
  • A fish thinks her date stood her up, but he's really trapped in a whale's spout.
  • Husband apologizes to wife for coming home late, says he hit every red light on the way, car has several traffic signals stuck to front.
  • Woman in shower calls into work, tells boss she's enjoying her shower too much, she can't make it in before 10:30.


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