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  • Dinosaur reads how to become a vegetarian after trying to kill triceratops and getting hurt.
  • A turtle has a shell for protection, but also uses a knife.
  • Darth Vader gets a darksaber instead of a lightsaber.
  • A lawyer defends his client from money-laundering charges by showing that he can't even do normal laundry.
  • A woman is proud of her daughter's art, but the principal is mad because she drew all over his portrait.
  • A man grabs a baseball bat to protect his home from a baseball robber.
  • In addition to oil, warriors use solar power to burn offenders.
  • Free mace samples leave people on the floor blind and in pain.
  • A dog owner's worst nightmare is a mix of a skunk and porcupine, or a skunkupine.
  • Plastic surgeon accused of texting because woman now has 3 breasts.
  • Woman explains to cop she texted because cars beeping would have interrupted a conversation.


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