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  • Untangling Christmas lights takes too long.
  • Gift reads about embarrassing celebrity gift wrap malfunctions.
  • Doctor assures Christmas tree that red dangly things are common symptoms this time of year.
  • Husband comes home to christmas tree cheating with decorations strewn on the floor.
  • Trick-or-treaters remark on how early Christmas decorations are going up on neighborhood houses.
  • A Christmas light stays out of the office and then none of the lights work.
  • A man sneezes while decorating a Christmas tree and blows off the lights and ornaments.
  • An advertisement for a makeover shows Charlie Brown's Christmas tree becoming unrealistically beautiful.
  • Besides the disco ball, there are other balls like the punk ball and the country ball.
  • The easter bunny gets dyer's block.
  • People's beers come with cocktail additions in them.
  • A Christmas tree pops its ornaments in the mirror like acne.


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